And I thought the Michigan/Ohio State rivalry was intense.
(A true Oklahoma fan would never use one of these. They use their bare hands.)
A Oklahoma fan has been charged with trying to, I kid you not, cut the balls off a Texas fan who walked into a Oklahoma bar wearing a Texas T-shirt.
According to the Associated Press, when Brian Christopher Thomas walked into an Oklahoma City bar wearing a Texas shirt, he immediately became the target of at least one Oklahoma fan, 53 year old Allen Micheal Beckett. Thomas claims that when he went to leave, Thomas grabbed him in the crotch and refused to let go, even when others tried to pry him off the now suffering badly Texas fan.
When they were finally separated, Thomas needed 60 stitches to repair the damage. Talk radio in Oklahoma City seems to favor the stance that Thomas should have known better.
Neither Thomas or Beckett are graduates of either school.
I will leave it to you dear reader to supply your own jokes in the comments below.
Let me start you off…At least you know this will never happen to a Michigan fan.
