The Buckeyes head to the loony bin that is East Lansing this weekend and the Michigan State Riot Team has been practicing hard. No question, these guys are professional. MSU Riot Team offensive lineman and returning senior Michal Fillpowski summarized the success of their spring practice, “Dude it was nuts. I was like Bro…we got to get a keg.”
And it is seniors like Fillpowski that provide the leadership that keeps the MSU Riot team strong. Their ability take the fight to riot police proves that they are heads and shoulders above the average couch burner.
“We’ve been studying the films and there is no question these guys can play. Even with a lung full of tear gas and injured players on the field, MSU produces the quality rioter that can go down, suffer a minor trampling and still maintain enough beer to take a swig before getting up — even if he can’t get up,” commented an anonymous Ohio State fan heading to East Lansing for the game.
Buckeyes fans agree that our best chance is to beat them in the stadium and even that might not be enough. As MSU has proven in the past, the only thing worse than a happy MSU Riot Team is an angry MSU Riot Team.
