Michigan Jokes; You Want ‘em, We’ve Got ‘Em (And Maybe a Prize or Two)

by Annapolisbuckeye on November 19, 2012

Michigan Joke Interesting man

It’s time once again for The Buckeye Blog’s 5th (or maybe 6th but who’s counting) annual Michigan Joke Contest. Although the sponsors have been a little tight this year, I think I still have a Woody Hayes documentary laying around somewhere. If I can find it (or if the sponsors come through with something better) I’ll give it to the best Michigan Joke of 2012

Originality counts Buckeye fans and that’s getting harder and harder as this blog has become something of an archive of Michigan jokes over the years starting with the plethora of Michigan jokes left behind by Webmaster 3000.

Michigan is lameFrom there, check out a couple of the caption contests of years past here (I know there are more buried throughout this site but can’t find them at the moment).

And of course there’s my running documentation of the lameness of Michigan; Example #357, #358, #352, and of course Grandma.

Dig deeper into this site and I’m sure you’ll find more.

Michigan Joke PrizeBut for now, the best Michigan joke posted below will get a copy of the Woody Hayes documentary (granted again, I can find it). If any sponsors want to sweeten the pot, let me know.

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Alan (Previously Known as Not Alan and Previously Alan) November 19, 2012 at 2:08 pm

What’s funny is the rumors of Rutgers and Maryland (now confirmed) joining the B1G isn’t even making news this week on this board.

That’s THE GAME week. SCREW BLUE.

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Annapolisbuckeye November 19, 2012 at 3:45 pm

You’re a day late. Posted about it yesterday. Also just posted as the press conference is taking place.

Besides, don’t you know who we’re playing this week? Don’t you know who we’re playing!!!

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The People's Buckeye November 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm

The Ten Greatest Things About Michigan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miuNUQqdQj0

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Michael Paveskovic November 20, 2012 at 11:14 am

Funny stuff. I love the rivalry but Ohio State fans are looking awful bad lately. Compared to Penn State fans you all look humble and sane though. I just read where Buckeye fans are trying to petition Obama over their bowl ban. They have nobody to blame but themselves. I wrote about it here http://www.thepeskypole.net/2012/11/laughing-at-buckeyes.html I am rooting for you to destroy Michigan though. I explain why in my blog post

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The People's Buckeye November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

NO ONE CLICK ON THE LINK. DUDEBRO IS TRYING TO SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE HIS CRAPPY BLOG SITE THROUGH PUPPETED ANNOYANCE.

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The People's Buckeye November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Why do Michigan women wear nine inch heels?

To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.

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Annapolisbuckeye November 28, 2012 at 9:49 am

More than 6,000 hits on this blog last week and these are the only jokes we get? I think the older posts are making it hard to find the new posts via Google.

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