Anybody Know What Time it Is? Bring on the Michigan Jokes

Although updates on The Buckeye Blog have been few and far between this season, it’s hard to pass up a tradition. For the past seven years we’ve collected a few hundred Michigan jokes leading into the big game. And while that school up north has become something of a joke in and of themselves these past few years, why let it stop at that. Kick them when their down and kick them once again.

So give us your best, your worst, you’re most offensive, we don’t really care. Let us all celebrate in the hate that is the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry.


For the 2014 season, they will be experimenting with a new cardboard turf in the Big House. The Athletic department finally recognized that Michigan always does look better on paper.

And for past collections:


More Michigan Moments to remember:
How Lame is Michigan: Example No. 352
How Lame is Michigan: Example No. 353
How Lame is Michigan: Example No. 355
How Lame is Michigan: Example No. 356
How Lame is Michigan: Example No. 357
How Lame is Michigan: Example No. 358

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