Yes, the winner of the Great Ohio State vs. Michigan Joke Contest has been decided. Our judges have finally emerged reeking of cigar smoke and cheap scotch and have decided that the best Michigan joke of 2008 is:
(and yes, it’s not appropriate for the kiddies):
Q: How do you stop a Michigan fan from masterbating?
A: Paint his dick scarlet and gray. he wont beat it for four years
Naturally, we can now change that to “five” years.
So a big congrats goes out to Bryan. He will receive his choice of the A&E DVD documentary on the great Woody Hayes or the USA Today College Football Encyclopedia.
Thanks to all who contributed and be sure to check out all the great jokes.
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Congratulations Bryan.
hehe funny funny funny,
congratulations
Ste